Where is Emilio Estevez?

Emiliooo!!

Classic right?

As Will Ferrell's character in "A Night at the Roxbury" calls out the name of the popular actor that he saw. It has been years since the folks in the mainstream have heard from this alternatively named Sheen, but I feel it is time to call his name again. Many children are growing up without the quick witted thespian to guide their minds. Estevez has something that few actors have, wisdom.

I am positive that Estevez could provide a much clearer perspective on the events taking place on news channels and radio stations across the globe. With famous quotes such as, "Quack, quack, quack" and "No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform", his opinions could change the tone of the social commentary we are exposed to now.

Everyone must stand on their front porch and call out for Emilio's help.
-For a worldy perspective on the situation in Egypt. We need Emilio Estevez.
-To comment on Obama's spending bill and the Republican rebuttal. We need Emilio Estevez.
-For George Clooney's well being. We need Emilio Estevez.
-With advice on what new shows to broadcast on the OWN network. We need Emilio Estevez.

Those are the most pressing issues that I believe Estevez is qualified to comment on. I am pretty sure I haven't left anything out.